pixieledmemes | Test Drive Meme #3

TDM #3 - May/June 2025

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🦋 The Party

You wake up at a party.

You're not sure how, exactly, you got here. You may have just been walking in the woods or at a meeting for work or doing any other normal activity for you. But you know you weren't supposed to be at this party, you're fairly certain.

Anyone you ask about it will say the party is for you. You and the others also waking up and looking confused. Further questions will lead to the partygoers insisting you have something to eat. You're starving and others are eating the food without repercussion, so you figure there's no harm in a bite. You finish your portion.

It's another garden party near a large hedge maze in the middle of the night. With his penchant for games the Ruler of the Spring Court decided it would be nice to hold an actual game for all the Adopted present. None of that dreidel game a couple of parties ago. This time, he wants more spectacle with higher stakes. Forced to participate and host aspects of this gathering as well, the Ruler of the Dark Court wanted nothing to do with this, so he figured his participation in itself is for the party to happen at night, during his rule, when his mood is at its most pleasant.

Of course, there is no shortage of light sources such as candles and torches, much to the Earl's chagrin, as well as no shortage of food. This time, the fae decided to try their hand on some pasta. They heard it's a good delicacy from the mortal plane. Thing is, sauces look and smell bizarre. One's purple, while another's bright pink, and they taste fruity, as well as flowery, much like the cookies from the last gathering.

As the party winds down and everyone's eaten, a tall, stately woman stands up and speaks. You feel her voice more than hear it.

I am the Lawspeaker of the Fae, elected by Seelie and Unseelie alike, and you are all, now, subjects of Faerie. You cannot leave this realm once you have eaten our food, and even if you could, there is no saying how much time has passed back where you're from. Your loved ones are likely dead, your problems have likely played out. We require assistance in various matters, and each of you has been chosen for your talent and skill. You will be adopted by one of the Seelie or Unseelie Courts based on your strengths and personality. Your Court will decide what to do with you from there.

As suddenly as she stood, she sits back down.

🦋 Feeling on Hedge

So, what about this hedge maze that seems to have appeared out of nowhere and looming quite eerily beside this night's gathering? For one, peculiar noises can be heard whenever one's near its entrance. From the rustling of leaves to a woman crying, everything seems to be coming from inside.

Of course, the Adopted's participation is required and paramount. Anyone who refuses will be met with harsh penalties and consequences, whatever those may be. They also hint of a prize to anyone who comes out victorious on the other side. It's unclear what it is, though.

The fae know that while the Adopted have been very useful so far, they are also vulnerable and susceptible to fear, so to mitigate that, they have some colorful shots on a table marked LIQUID COURAGE near the entrance to the maze with such effects:

Gold: Essentially a strong drink that gives you profound energy for 24 hours.
Red: Downing this will make you feel warm like an aphrodisiac.
Blue: Basically functions like a normal tequila shot. Or three. Comes with a little bag of salt.

These shots are not compulsory for the Adopted to take, but they will be highly encouraged to do so before entering. Once inside, the rustling of leaves and the sounds of someone crying become louder and even more evident. There are also a few key things that seem to be very clear the longer an Adopted is within the maze's walls:

The maze is moving. How it's doing it, nobody knows. But it appears to be alive somehow, much like the castle grounds, so finding a clear pathway is almost impossible.
Whenever an Adopted turns right two consecutive times, they will see a more positive outcome from a terrible event in their lives. Lost someone? They're now here and alive. Gave up on a dream? You find yourself currently living it.
If an Adopted turns left two consecutive times, they will see someone, a family member or a friend who's still alive and had a deep impact on their lives, bleeding and dead on the ground.

It would be great if no one else can see an Adopted during their most vulnerable, but since the maze moves constantly, another Adopted or two might be able to see them trying to parse out what they're seeing, even if their fellow Adopted can't see it themselves.

🦋 Can't Unseelie It

CW: dismemberment, body horror, forced body transformations, mild gore, asphyxiation, drowning of children, death

The Spring King only wanted some good-natured fun within the maze, but unbeknownst to him, some Unseelie creatures and Unseelie magic have appeared inside, threatening the safety of the Adopted traversing every nook and cranny. Surely this will not have any lasting consequences between the relationship of the Seelie and Unseelie court rulers. Not at all.

A few of these Unseelie beings and Unseelie magic roaming around the hedge maze that the Adopted will have a chance to meet are as follows:

Manananggal: Capable of severing its torso from its legs, this vampiric creature usually preys on sleeping pregnant women and unborn babies. But not anymore. Due to magic put on it, this manananggal will strike anyone it comes across. Better pour salt on its severed lower torso once you find it, or else.
La Llorona: Remember that woman crying? Well, somewhere in the maze alongside the eerie sounds of water flowing, you'll come across a weeping woman cloaked in white with her back turned against you. Be careful not to approach her because once you do, she'll try to choke you to death, reminiscent of how she drowned her own children.
Jersey Devil: The first thing you'll hear once you turn is a high-pitched, blood-curdling scream then the sound of bat wings flapping. You better run as fast as you can to the other direction because this devil is out to attack anyone it sees on its path.
A fountain: How odd. Running from the jersey devil or the manananggal might have made you thirsty so perhaps there's no harm in drinking from it. But just coming in contact with its water will make any Adopted soon realize they have transformed into an Unseelie creature.

Fighting off these creatures might be best with a fellow Adopted. After all, there's power in numbers. Just be careful not to die within the hedge maze. There might be some dire consequences.

🦋 GEIS

You feel a vibration in your pocket sometime after the Lawspeaker addresses everyone. When you search for the source, you will pull out your Leaf, the device the Fae use to stay in touch with each other. Anyone who's used a smart phone will easily recognize how it works.

Greetings, Adopted. This is your Lawspeaker.

To be on theme with our festivities for tonight, we want to know a time in your life when you felt lost and wandering about. Perhaps the most compelling story will receive a reward from us.

ｎａｖｉｇａｔｉｏｎ

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[That's the thing, she does know better but she can't help rubbing salt in the wound.]

You know exactly what I mean by that, William the Bloody. Why don't you write a poem about it, huh?

[She's surprised by the softness of his voice. It's almost like he really does have a soul.]

You...you... [She swallows, tears pricking her eyes but she refuses to cry in front of him.] Before you got your soul...you attempted to hurt me. You tried raping me.

[She didn't want to tell him, incase it gave him ideas but she wanted him to be aware of why she preferred souled Spike. Why they got along so much better and why she fought tooth and nail to protect him and his precious buttercup self all the time.]

Edited 2025-05-28 01:08 (UTC)

[Oh she is absolutely picking a fight and part of Spike hates himself for rising to her doing so. He scowls with her retort, but any annoyance is lost with her tears. He looked like he'd been struck, with her words.

That...he... At the last major party, those damn corsages had induced visions. He'd been certain he couldn't betray Buffy like that, in the vision he'd seen--but here she was confirming it. Spike couldn't say he wasn't capable--he'd been a monster for most of his undead existence and done far worse things.

But the idea that he could betray Buffy like that still sickened him. It was clear in his posture and expression. Distress in hazel-blue eyes that stared at her.]

...I'm not gonna say I'm not capable of it. Because clearly it's happened or will happen or I don't know. I can and will say that I'm sickened by the thought that I'd do that to you. That I'd betray you like that, when I know how fragile your trust in me is.

[Again his voice was soft, but held conviction. The emotions were clear for her to hear and see.]

[Buffy doesn't know if she believes him, he doesn't have a conscience much less a thought in his head that let him know anything bad was...well bad. She feels vunerable around him, like an egg cracked wide open and steadily heading for a sizzling middle of the pan.

She watches him, he seems sincere. He probably is sincere, but she still has to watch him. She still has to make sure.] I don't know why you did it or what was going through your mind at the time. All I know is that you did. Yeah, well, ... you've done worse in the past. Can't say I'm surprised that you're capable.

[His voice sends a small shock wave through her body. The softness, the tone, she craves a softer, more good Spike but it's not something she'll admit.]

[Spike sighs, despite his lack of needing to breathe. Raking his hand through his hair too, agitated as he looks away, then back to her.]

I can't tell you, because it hasn't happened. Where...WHEN I'm from, you're dead in the ground. Bloody hell, at the last party the Fae threw they had these flowers we all had to wear right? Different ones did different things. I had a vision of what you describe and I was horrified then too. Thought, and hoped, it was them messing with my mind.

Because even if I don't have a soul, I--as I am now--won't do that to you. Again, I know how fragile your trust in me is. Besides that it'd be wrong, okay?

[Intellectually he was perfectly capable of telling 'right' and 'wrong'. Its just as a vampire, he didn't care so much about doing 'wrong' or the consequences thereof. And with all of this? Yes, Spike had done worse. He and Dru had been monsters. Angelus had made him into a monster. But Spike had been trying to do better. To be better, here while he was kidnapped. No one expected him to the be the Big Bad, and while he kind of missed that--he knew he could make a bad-ass rep on his own without being outright evil.]

I'm not asking you to tell me. I don't need telling. Just... don't do it and we'll be okay. I'm not dead here. I'm perfectly fine here. You really horrified? [She looks suspicious, like she doesn't believe it.]

Yeah? [She pauses for a moment, then sighs.] I'll try to give you a little more trust. I don't know how much, but it'll be some.

[She's aware that's what he wants, but she doesn't know if she could ever fully trust him.] Tell me more about this place.

[She's infuriating, but she's also not wrong, but Spike is...frustrated. He gives her a flat look, then arches an eyebrow.]

Buffy, and yes I am using your actual name for this. Did I not just SAY that I'm horrified, and sickened? That I KNOW how fragile your trust in me is?

[A deliberate breath in and out. He wanted to step closer to her, but didn't dare.]

I don't know how to make you believe me. And because I'm from a different point in time, I don't know why it happens or what causes it. But because I am from a different point in time--believe my reactions now. Please.

[Another breath, and he closed his eyes, expression hurt now. Then opening them.]

I may not have a soul, but I love you Buffy. I don't expect you to love me back. Never have. Even though I want it, with everything I am. Bear with me a bit since you've given me a lot of information that's hard to deal with. I'm the Spike you used to know, but this is also not Sunnydale.

[Spike fidgeted a bit, then pulled out a cigarette and his lighter. Gave him something to focus on. Taking a soothing drag, before he spoke again.]

Give me a chance to be a man you could love. Get to know me, here and now.

[That was all he was asking. Really. Entirely sincere, and entirely open. Vulnerable, almost.

Then he's looking around them, reminded of where they are.]

Alright, so, basically you've been kidnapped by the actual bloody fae. The fair folk. Not demons pretending to be 'em, but actual sodding Faeries. They bring us here, keep a bunch of us and adopt us into one of their courts. It's a form of protection, since otherwise we're considered beasts. Yes, even humans. Frankly we're pets, prisoners, or both. No one knows why we've been brought here, or how. Or how to get back home.

They feed us some line about time moving on back where we were from and all our loved ones being dead and stuff. Didn't believe 'em, and I'm not the only one who had shit to do back home--like watch over Dawn. Meanwhile I've been here since February and it's...May now? Almost June? Been doing what I can to get along.

[Another drag of his cigarette.]

They've been providing blood in the kitchen. I've been feeding that way.

Test Drive Meme #3

tw: mentions of attempted rape

CW: Hints around potential sexual assault/attempted rape.

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Re: CW: Hints around potential sexual assault/attempted rape.

Re: CW: Hints around potential sexual assault/attempted rape.

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