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Test Drive Meme #3

TDM #3 - May/June 2025

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🦋 The Party

You wake up at a party.

You're not sure how, exactly, you got here. You may have just been walking in the woods or at a meeting for work or doing any other normal activity for you. But you know you weren't supposed to be at this party, you're fairly certain.

Anyone you ask about it will say the party is for you. You and the others also waking up and looking confused. Further questions will lead to the partygoers insisting you have something to eat. You're starving and others are eating the food without repercussion, so you figure there's no harm in a bite. You finish your portion.

It's another garden party near a large hedge maze in the middle of the night. With his penchant for games the Ruler of the Spring Court decided it would be nice to hold an actual game for all the Adopted present. None of that dreidel game a couple of parties ago. This time, he wants more spectacle with higher stakes. Forced to participate and host aspects of this gathering as well, the Ruler of the Dark Court wanted nothing to do with this, so he figured his participation in itself is for the party to happen at night, during his rule, when his mood is at its most pleasant.

Of course, there is no shortage of light sources such as candles and torches, much to the Earl's chagrin, as well as no shortage of food. This time, the fae decided to try their hand on some pasta. They heard it's a good delicacy from the mortal plane. Thing is, sauces look and smell bizarre. One's purple, while another's bright pink, and they taste fruity, as well as flowery, much like the cookies from the last gathering.

As the party winds down and everyone's eaten, a tall, stately woman stands up and speaks. You feel her voice more than hear it.

I am the Lawspeaker of the Fae, elected by Seelie and Unseelie alike, and you are all, now, subjects of Faerie. You cannot leave this realm once you have eaten our food, and even if you could, there is no saying how much time has passed back where you're from. Your loved ones are likely dead, your problems have likely played out. We require assistance in various matters, and each of you has been chosen for your talent and skill. You will be adopted by one of the Seelie or Unseelie Courts based on your strengths and personality. Your Court will decide what to do with you from there.

As suddenly as she stood, she sits back down.

🦋 Feeling on Hedge

So, what about this hedge maze that seems to have appeared out of nowhere and looming quite eerily beside this night's gathering? For one, peculiar noises can be heard whenever one's near its entrance. From the rustling of leaves to a woman crying, everything seems to be coming from inside.

Of course, the Adopted's participation is required and paramount. Anyone who refuses will be met with harsh penalties and consequences, whatever those may be. They also hint of a prize to anyone who comes out victorious on the other side. It's unclear what it is, though.

The fae know that while the Adopted have been very useful so far, they are also vulnerable and susceptible to fear, so to mitigate that, they have some colorful shots on a table marked LIQUID COURAGE near the entrance to the maze with such effects:

Gold: Essentially a strong drink that gives you profound energy for 24 hours.
Red: Downing this will make you feel warm like an aphrodisiac.
Blue: Basically functions like a normal tequila shot. Or three. Comes with a little bag of salt.

These shots are not compulsory for the Adopted to take, but they will be highly encouraged to do so before entering. Once inside, the rustling of leaves and the sounds of someone crying become louder and even more evident. There are also a few key things that seem to be very clear the longer an Adopted is within the maze's walls:

The maze is moving. How it's doing it, nobody knows. But it appears to be alive somehow, much like the castle grounds, so finding a clear pathway is almost impossible.
Whenever an Adopted turns right two consecutive times, they will see a more positive outcome from a terrible event in their lives. Lost someone? They're now here and alive. Gave up on a dream? You find yourself currently living it.
If an Adopted turns left two consecutive times, they will see someone, a family member or a friend who's still alive and had a deep impact on their lives, bleeding and dead on the ground.

It would be great if no one else can see an Adopted during their most vulnerable, but since the maze moves constantly, another Adopted or two might be able to see them trying to parse out what they're seeing, even if their fellow Adopted can't see it themselves.

🦋 Can't Unseelie It

CW: dismemberment, body horror, forced body transformations, mild gore, asphyxiation, drowning of children, death

The Spring King only wanted some good-natured fun within the maze, but unbeknownst to him, some Unseelie creatures and Unseelie magic have appeared inside, threatening the safety of the Adopted traversing every nook and cranny. Surely this will not have any lasting consequences between the relationship of the Seelie and Unseelie court rulers. Not at all.

A few of these Unseelie beings and Unseelie magic roaming around the hedge maze that the Adopted will have a chance to meet are as follows:

Manananggal: Capable of severing its torso from its legs, this vampiric creature usually preys on sleeping pregnant women and unborn babies. But not anymore. Due to magic put on it, this manananggal will strike anyone it comes across. Better pour salt on its severed lower torso once you find it, or else.
La Llorona: Remember that woman crying? Well, somewhere in the maze alongside the eerie sounds of water flowing, you'll come across a weeping woman cloaked in white with her back turned against you. Be careful not to approach her because once you do, she'll try to choke you to death, reminiscent of how she drowned her own children.
Jersey Devil: The first thing you'll hear once you turn is a high-pitched, blood-curdling scream then the sound of bat wings flapping. You better run as fast as you can to the other direction because this devil is out to attack anyone it sees on its path.
A fountain: How odd. Running from the jersey devil or the manananggal might have made you thirsty so perhaps there's no harm in drinking from it. But just coming in contact with its water will make any Adopted soon realize they have transformed into an Unseelie creature.

Fighting off these creatures might be best with a fellow Adopted. After all, there's power in numbers. Just be careful not to die within the hedge maze. There might be some dire consequences.

🦋 GEIS

You feel a vibration in your pocket sometime after the Lawspeaker addresses everyone. When you search for the source, you will pull out your Leaf, the device the Fae use to stay in touch with each other. Anyone who's used a smart phone will easily recognize how it works.

Greetings, Adopted. This is your Lawspeaker.

To be on theme with our festivities for tonight, we want to know a time in your life when you felt lost and wandering about. Perhaps the most compelling story will receive a reward from us.

ｎａｖｉｇａｔｉｏｎ

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1. The Party

[Waking up with a headache is par for the course at this point. The dreams about what happened in Piltover never stopped, and they never will, no matter how far she travels from that town. She was supposed to be on the ship that was bringing her to Noxus. Her mother’s mask rested on the night table next to her. But it is not.

Instead she is in a huge hall with people laughing, partying, celebrating something. For a moment she thought this was one of the visions she tends to get as of late, but when she gets up from her seat, a plate is shoved in her hands and she’s ushered to eat to replenish her strength.

Somewhat awkwardly, and tossing her red cloak around her throat and shoulders, she takes a seat at one of the tables, watching warily for any sort of trouble.]

“I hope I’m not interrupting,” [a semi-apology, but currently, all other nearby tables are occupied.]

2. Feeling on Hedge

[Mel is no coward, but when something’s so obviously haunted, wouldn’t anyone make a pause and try to turn away from it and leave?

She’s twirling the tube with the liquid coruage between her fingers- it feels almost insulting that she was offered this but she didn’t want to argue- and watching the entrance of the maze with rapt attention.]

Are we tidying up someone else’s mess? [A complaint, of course, she’s not too eager to enter this ominous maze. She refuses to step in all by herself. Even if they were to argue during their travel in the maze about the path, two are better than one.]

3. Turn Right
warning for spoilers

[The travel through the maze was uneventful for the most part. Her empath powers have been on edge the moment she stepped in, however, and it was keeping her alert and nervous, jumping aggresively at any and every odd sound.

When she unwittingly turned two times to the right, she stops in her tracks. Hand raised as if to cast a spell on the person but fizzling out and lowering a tad, eyes wide as she stares at her mother, sitting on a bench, strong, confident, looking up from the mask she’s holding.]

“I didn’t need to come find you this time, child,” [Ambessa speaks in her firm, loud voice, and Mel’s ears ring. This HAS to be an illusion, there is no way her mother’s alive… after all, she died in her hands.]

“The wolf does NOT hesitate,” [Ambessa says firmly, almost scoldingly, and gestures to Mel to come closer and, as if in a trance, a desperate wish, she steps forward.]

4. GEIS: UN: M.M.

You're only ever lost if you let yourself be or feel that way. One can always carve a path for oneself to walk.

Edited 2025-05-15 18:39 (UTC)

[Going into the maze is inevitable, but it's also not something he's eager to rush into. Especially with these potions, of whose effects he doesn't really trust. Honestly, he just grabbed one at random.]

We're always cleaning up someone else's mess. [That's what life is, here or elsewhere.] But right now, we're just entertainment.

[Watching the others gear up for the maze (whether physically or mentally) makes Mel step back, not wanting to be "in the way". Her eyes glance at the guy next to her briefly, and then she eyes the golden liquid in the bottle.]

Then perhaps both, now. [Mel sighs.]

Do these have adverse effects? I doubt they give actual courage boost without having a drawback.

[Adverse effects...? He takes a look at his own, letting it swirl slightly.]

I have no idea. [It's the truth. But knowing the fae...] Nothing that last longer than the beneficial effects, I imagine. And usually the cost is the worse effect, but these were free.

Mel Medarda | Arcane | OTA

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—turn right :)

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4. text. @agonyuncle

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