hybrid_king: (Oh That's A BooBoo)
King Theodore Dorrek-Vell Kaplan-Altman ([personal profile] hybrid_king) wrote in [community profile] pixieledmemes 2025-04-14 03:02 pm (UTC)

"I didn't exactly grow up with lessons on Skrull biology in high school!" Teddy protests. "And I've seen Skrull present as anything they want. But there are still very definitive 'he' and 'she'. My mother was absolutely a Princess. My mom was absolutely a handmaiden and a shieldmaiden. I don't know what that means for me. And Skrull don't have children they have hatchlings. Literally have eggs, Tommy!"

So Teddy is really in the dark here because he's been too embarrassed to ask. Which he knows he needs to remedy eventually. And now Tommy's going on about birth control and Teddy's blushing like that is an actual issue.

"It... doesn't come up as often. The need to worry. Oh my god. No. This conversation is ending. I have no intention of talking about my sex life with you. Oh god. Nope. I would seriously rather talk to David or Kate about it, no offense. You're my best friend and all but he's your brother. Wow. Um..."

Yeah, the Emperor, all poised and strong, is now flustered and blushing a deep shade of green.

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