they'd brainwash me if they see me do that

[ Half truth, half lie. Oh, he finally spots her and just slinks his way to her no big deal, hands in his pockets, nonchalance written all over his face. ]

They'd also either turn me into a bee or give me jail time. [ He gives her a once-over. ] You look old. You in your thirties? [ Trolling.gif ] Iceberg must've been terrible, huh?