[Harry's life was nothing like that, but he had to think of the best way to phrase everything. At least he wasn't a child anymore. It would sound so much worse describing his actual childhood if he was still so young living it.]


We live on a ship, The Lost Revenge. No nice cafes or bakeries nearby, jus Ursula's Fish'n Chips. Wouldnae call that fine dinin. What's yer favorite then? That yer auntie makes?