"Well, I haven't been able to get drunk since the 40's so, I can't make any recommendations for what to drink to improve things," he says dryly.

A drunken night of revelry doesn't sound like a good time to Steve. Not with this crowd who seem set on taking advantage of them. Using them for something though no one's been able to tell Steve what that is.

"Could start a food fight?" he suggests dryly.