• holds the record for surviving most self-destructions in a 3-year-period


• his dad shot him and tried to have him killed multiple times. this is not even on the top-ten list of the worst things the man has ever done. characters with daddy issues, round up let's form a club


• had a fiancee who is now dating his best friend who is the secret twin of the girl he loves and somehow this has literally never been a love triangle, thank god. he is also a total simp for said twin who is his bosswife but like, in a good and adorable way

put him in a jar and shake him around a bit, mostly. it's been a long time since I played him and I want to see if I still can, because I love him and he's a little bit garbage. astonishingly competent garbage. he can be a surprisingly effective straight-man to more emotionally wild characters while still being an occasional wildcard himself.