"Could always use more writers. Fucking the actors is usually one of the perks of the job, but if you're into that...monogamy thing, you don't have to." Valentino doesn't understand why anyone would pass that up, but it's less free fucks he needs to worry about costing him money.

"If you'd been here when I first got down I would've had some business for you up top, but they're probably all dead by now."