"Uh huh," Blitzø nods like he isn't about to completely ignore everything Valentino just said. "Anyway, look, I love a good lemon stealing whore as much as the next guy, but there's contrived and there's not even con-trying." He spreads his hands, fingers splayed with the enthusiasm for his vision. "You've got a talented actor, Vaseline! Why waste him on dreck?"