"You'd be surprised. A while ago, the king started... oh this sounds so strange, polinating. There were little version of him, just about a foot high, running around. Most people saw fit to do them violence, 'cause they weren't the type to take no for an answer." But not Nancy. Nancy rounded them up and told them a story, then gave them each a kiss on the cheek and they left her alone after that.

But god, once Spike had fully explained it to her, she'd felt awful and spent some time in the shower with a good scrub.

"A friend of mine is teaching me to use it. He already had me stab him."