"Why do I get the feeling that's all you do to your hair, too?"

Look, stranger, he can appreciate a good eldritch mystery here, he really can. But what did your hair ever do to you? Tannusen's... just gonna reach over and poke at a flyaway chunk, too. He is. Just gonna... poke.

"They came out with this newfangled stuff called conditioner a few years ago, have you tried it yet?"