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Test Drive Meme #3

TDM #3 - May/June 2025
🦋 Introduction

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🦋 The Party

You wake up at a party.

You're not sure how, exactly, you got here. You may have just been walking in the woods or at a meeting for work or doing any other normal activity for you. But you know you weren't supposed to be at this party, you're fairly certain.

Anyone you ask about it will say the party is for you. You and the others also waking up and looking confused. Further questions will lead to the partygoers insisting you have something to eat. You're starving and others are eating the food without repercussion, so you figure there's no harm in a bite. You finish your portion.

It's another garden party near a large hedge maze in the middle of the night. With his penchant for games the Ruler of the Spring Court decided it would be nice to hold an actual game for all the Adopted present. None of that dreidel game a couple of parties ago. This time, he wants more spectacle with higher stakes. Forced to participate and host aspects of this gathering as well, the Ruler of the Dark Court wanted nothing to do with this, so he figured his participation in itself is for the party to happen at night, during his rule, when his mood is at its most pleasant.

Of course, there is no shortage of light sources such as candles and torches, much to the Earl's chagrin, as well as no shortage of food. This time, the fae decided to try their hand on some pasta. They heard it's a good delicacy from the mortal plane. Thing is, sauces look and smell bizarre. One's purple, while another's bright pink, and they taste fruity, as well as flowery, much like the cookies from the last gathering.

As the party winds down and everyone's eaten, a tall, stately woman stands up and speaks. You feel her voice more than hear it.

I am the Lawspeaker of the Fae, elected by Seelie and Unseelie alike, and you are all, now, subjects of Faerie. You cannot leave this realm once you have eaten our food, and even if you could, there is no saying how much time has passed back where you're from. Your loved ones are likely dead, your problems have likely played out. We require assistance in various matters, and each of you has been chosen for your talent and skill. You will be adopted by one of the Seelie or Unseelie Courts based on your strengths and personality. Your Court will decide what to do with you from there.

As suddenly as she stood, she sits back down.


🦋 Feeling on Hedge

So, what about this hedge maze that seems to have appeared out of nowhere and looming quite eerily beside this night's gathering? For one, peculiar noises can be heard whenever one's near its entrance. From the rustling of leaves to a woman crying, everything seems to be coming from inside.

Of course, the Adopted's participation is required and paramount. Anyone who refuses will be met with harsh penalties and consequences, whatever those may be. They also hint of a prize to anyone who comes out victorious on the other side. It's unclear what it is, though.

The fae know that while the Adopted have been very useful so far, they are also vulnerable and susceptible to fear, so to mitigate that, they have some colorful shots on a table marked LIQUID COURAGE near the entrance to the maze with such effects:

  • Gold: Essentially a strong drink that gives you profound energy for 24 hours.
  • Red: Downing this will make you feel warm like an aphrodisiac.
  • Blue: Basically functions like a normal tequila shot. Or three. Comes with a little bag of salt.

These shots are not compulsory for the Adopted to take, but they will be highly encouraged to do so before entering. Once inside, the rustling of leaves and the sounds of someone crying become louder and even more evident. There are also a few key things that seem to be very clear the longer an Adopted is within the maze's walls:

  • The maze is moving. How it's doing it, nobody knows. But it appears to be alive somehow, much like the castle grounds, so finding a clear pathway is almost impossible.
  • Whenever an Adopted turns right two consecutive times, they will see a more positive outcome from a terrible event in their lives. Lost someone? They're now here and alive. Gave up on a dream? You find yourself currently living it.
  • If an Adopted turns left two consecutive times, they will see someone, a family member or a friend who's still alive and had a deep impact on their lives, bleeding and dead on the ground.

It would be great if no one else can see an Adopted during their most vulnerable, but since the maze moves constantly, another Adopted or two might be able to see them trying to parse out what they're seeing, even if their fellow Adopted can't see it themselves.


🦋 Can't Unseelie It

CW: dismemberment, body horror, forced body transformations, mild gore, asphyxiation, drowning of children, death

The Spring King only wanted some good-natured fun within the maze, but unbeknownst to him, some Unseelie creatures and Unseelie magic have appeared inside, threatening the safety of the Adopted traversing every nook and cranny. Surely this will not have any lasting consequences between the relationship of the Seelie and Unseelie court rulers. Not at all.

A few of these Unseelie beings and Unseelie magic roaming around the hedge maze that the Adopted will have a chance to meet are as follows:

  • Manananggal: Capable of severing its torso from its legs, this vampiric creature usually preys on sleeping pregnant women and unborn babies. But not anymore. Due to magic put on it, this manananggal will strike anyone it comes across. Better pour salt on its severed lower torso once you find it, or else.
  • La Llorona: Remember that woman crying? Well, somewhere in the maze alongside the eerie sounds of water flowing, you'll come across a weeping woman cloaked in white with her back turned against you. Be careful not to approach her because once you do, she'll try to choke you to death, reminiscent of how she drowned her own children.
  • Jersey Devil: The first thing you'll hear once you turn is a high-pitched, blood-curdling scream then the sound of bat wings flapping. You better run as fast as you can to the other direction because this devil is out to attack anyone it sees on its path.
  • A fountain: How odd. Running from the jersey devil or the manananggal might have made you thirsty so perhaps there's no harm in drinking from it. But just coming in contact with its water will make any Adopted soon realize they have transformed into an Unseelie creature.

Fighting off these creatures might be best with a fellow Adopted. After all, there's power in numbers. Just be careful not to die within the hedge maze. There might be some dire consequences.


🦋 GEIS

You feel a vibration in your pocket sometime after the Lawspeaker addresses everyone. When you search for the source, you will pull out your Leaf, the device the Fae use to stay in touch with each other. Anyone who's used a smart phone will easily recognize how it works.

Greetings, Adopted. This is your Lawspeaker.

To be on theme with our festivities for tonight, we want to know a time in your life when you felt lost and wandering about. Perhaps the most compelling story will receive a reward from us.



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[personal profile] i_own_you 2025-06-19 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
The Radio Demon's mangy cat? That was who Angel was whoring him sell off to? A disgraced former overlord???

Valentino saw red, pulling Money Shot free from his coat and leveling the barrel with Husk's temple with one hand, while another backhanded Angel.

"Say goodbye to the disgusting gato, Angelcakes," he growls, finger starting to squeeze the trigger.
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[personal profile] king_inthenorth 2025-06-19 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
The hug he gives her in return is as tight as the one he'd given her when she first showed up at Castle Black, even though this time it hasn't been years since he's seen her. He's glad to see her, regardless.

"Perhaps you don't need to worry so much about 'unbecoming.'" His time among the wildlings had showed him a different way of life, and also a different view. Only for those who care so much about their image does it matter what side of the sheets one was born on -- and even though he knows now that he a trueborn son, it doesn't erase the years he spent being known as the Bastard of Winterfell.

"At any rate, I won't tell anyone about it."
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can't unseelie it.

[personal profile] coiffer 2025-06-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Chest heaving, Steve hunches over with his hands braced on his knees as sweat dripped off the ends of his hair. His ears are ringing and his shoulder is completely screwed, but he's alive and that's pretty much all he cares about right now.

Squinting at the sound of a voice, Steve groans and pushes himself upright.
] Hey, let me help with that.

[ Steve runs his hands through his hair, slicking it back as he heads towards the girl. ] Seriously. That's like, too tight. You're going to have other problems in a couple hours. [ He holds his hand out like an expectant parent and he just looks at her. ] Come on.
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[personal profile] bartenderbitch 2025-06-19 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
At least Husk's good for one thing and that's being on his guard any time he's around any other Overlord, past, present, or future. And Valentino was near the top of the list to be on guard with. "Dealin' with some trash," he states simply enough to Angel's question before his attention returns to the giant moth.

He's always been taller than him, that's not a surprise, nor is he surprised when he pulls a gun on him. But it doesn't stop him from bristling and that grin sharpening before his focus shifts enough for ice to start crawling along Val's hand starting from the trigger. "Nah, don't think you'll be doing none of that here. 'Sides, we don't permanently die here, last I heard, so it's the same shit as always." A slow shrug follows, tightening his grip on Angel's waist to pull him closer and casually opening those large wings. "But he ain't yours and I'm not about to let you continue this fuckin' bullshit while we're here, fucko. So what you're gonna do is turn the fuck around and leave before I decide to see how quickly I can slit your goddamned throat and make your guts into fuckin' streamers for this fuckin' party."
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[personal profile] youknowwhothisis 2025-06-19 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Lucifer was brought to a pause, brow quirked. Guy looked... familiar...

But to his eyes only, little Charlie excitedly scooted to make room for the newcomer and the very long, snake-y body.

"Not at all, pal! Take a load off, we're having a tea party. You like galettes?"
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the party.

[personal profile] vertegrez 2025-06-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ Alicent's breath catches in her throat and she stands, eyes flicking up to see crowd parting oddly. Weaving through, she stops suddenly, that helpless rage so familiar that for a moment, she almost believes it is tearing out of her own throat. ]

Come with me, [ she whispers softly, pressing close, theirs a moment private even in the middle of the roaring masses. ] This way.

[ Her hand is held out, but she doesn't wait for the woman to take it before freeing herself from the circle that had been forming around them, trusting that either she would be followed or she wouldn't be. But if Ciri does take her hand, Alicent holds it tight as she leads them away. ]
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[personal profile] kingforboth 2025-06-19 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Then assume it can't be hidden. Head it off as best you can. And when do they do come for you, be ready. Whatever shape it takes. Your life, your power, your favor.

They will come. You can't hide it.

At least not forever.
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[personal profile] metallicus 2025-06-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine, I'm fiiine. [ His voice is a little high, a little threadbare, and he laughs to cover it. ] It'll take more than that to kill me. Uh. Again. [ Okay, so that joke landed like wet laundry. Eddie tries to keep it moving. ]

Sounds like a plan. My left, your right? [ He waits for confirmation before starting down the path, hissing a little in pain. Hopefully that isn't obvious through what looks like pretty thick vegetation.

After a beat, a little softer: ]
You okay, man?
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[personal profile] foraride 2025-06-19 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably," Kiriya agrees with a small shrug. "But sadly there's nothing magical about me."

It's not even a lie, really. Any magic he's got is from an enchantment. Though who knows what all else their hosts have in store, if the mentions he's seen on the network are anything to go by.

"Sounds like you have some experience with the training thing."
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No YOU are amazing.

[personal profile] pageantmom 2025-06-19 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Bee, I'm the life of the fucking party. Just admit your parties with all your strays is child's play. Every bitch has her day and today sure as fuck ain't yours!" He replies with a smug grin and a four-bird salute of his own, lifting his arms higher than hers just to be extra petty about it.

"Yeah, well, don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out. Here's a treat for the road! You can share it with your mutt if you ever get out of here." Mammon polishes off a chicken wing and tosses it at her feet, letting out a booming laugh that reverberates throughout the maze. He's never been in it for the company; it's no secret that he's the least favorite of the group. They bore him to tears anyhow.

"Admit it. You're just pissy they borrowed your schtick." Him? Well, look at this place, green has always been his favorite color.
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[personal profile] pageantmom 2025-06-19 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Looking a little hot and bothered there, need a boost so you can see over the wall?" Mammon lets out a laugh that probably lets every monster in the vicinity know where they're both at, but he doesn't seem particularly bothered. If stuff goes down him and Lucifer can just team up like Batman and Robin or some shit.

"Bullshit," he says as he pokes at his chest with a finger. "So, you're not the wife guy right now, what's big fucking deal?" Complete with air quotes, he leans in and drapes an arm around Lucifer's shoulders. "I'm gonna level with ya, Luci. Women? Yeah, they're as reliable as they are funny and they ain't funny."

He really is the absolute worst at this even if he kind of means well in his own way.

"Yeah, saving the ankle biter's weird fucking hotel, that was good shit. I watched that talking dick with wings die like a hundred times. Never liked that little shit." He pauses, rubs at his stomach and lets out a hearty belch before continuing on like nothing ever happened. "So, what's the deal? We getting outta here or what?"
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[personal profile] coolcustomer 2025-06-19 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"How charming," she says, in a tone that means the exact opposite.

Of course the fae have kidnapped them for entertainment, though. She's familiar with the type, and honestly couldn't say whether the fae or human type is more dangerous.
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[personal profile] amurderofcrow 2025-06-19 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Akechi hadn't thought giving it up would mean much at all, but he's quickly realizing just how much of his identity was still tied to that child he was.]

In my case, I've already been going by a new name for the last few years, so the transition wasn't as difficult. Now Akechi is all I have left. [a beat] But it's an odd sensation. To know I'm missing something and to not be able to remember it in the slightest.
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[personal profile] pageantmom 2025-06-19 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
This stupid little bitch, he's not going to give him the satisfaction of letting him know how right on the mark he is with that.

"Water under the bridge, I've moved onto bigger and better things. They're not even gonna remember his name when the Glam sisters take the stage. All for the better, he was really starting to pack on the pounds and let himself go. I'm selling images here; it's a business not Make-A-Wish." He waves a hand as if to disperse a foul odor in the air and shrugs nonchalantly.

"There's fucked up people out there, Oz, everyone's always looking to get a leg up. Keep a leash on him, yeah? I've seen dogs get put down for less." With a sneer, he lets him pass without incident but, true to form, he has to get in another dig.

"Y'know, if he does bite the big one, I've still got Robo Fizzes." This time, at the end of his sentence, his other six eyes open up and glow. There's nothing he would delight in more than seeing Fizz get what he deserves. You don't make a fool out of a Deadly Sin, especially not one with so little to lose now.
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[personal profile] amberdrake 2025-06-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
"I was a trained chirurgeon before ever learning to do anything with my Gifts," Amberdrake says, and adds perhaps a touch wryly, "In a teaching hospital, with no mental shields, and no idea what was wrong with me."

It was not a great time. Not recommended. And yeah, Kiriya would definitely know by now if he had something like Drake.

"Unless you meant as a teacher, and I have done some of that as well-- ah, straight or left. We have something to the right I'd like to not meet."
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[personal profile] hottogo 2025-06-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Look, that's fair. New friendships are hard to judge when it's appropriate to ask the questions you want to ask. Hifumi has a few of those herself, but even if she's begun to embrace her freedom here in Faerie, she still isn't quite ready to let go of her manners.

"Exactly." Both. Both is good. "Ren and the others will be so grateful to see you. We've been trapped here for a few months now."
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[personal profile] coolcustomer 2025-06-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Months? I hadn't noticed anything unusual at home."

But then, given the timing involved, she wouldn't have.
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[personal profile] whatchu_want 2025-06-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Of fuck, look who it is. Long time no see, you look good, how have you been? Missed you at the trial."

Of anyone Beelzebub had expected to find herself face to face with Lucifer to be the least likely thing to happen. Hell there were cobwebs on the cobwebs from where he'd been gone.

"But I guess that makes sense. I mean if anyone can save this pathetic excuse for a party it would be me. But still I could have used a bit more heads up, I didn't have a chance to raid Belle's stash, and I'm not sure they have any of the really good shit around here. I mean I've worked with less, but like why not just say something if that what they want."
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[personal profile] whatchu_want 2025-06-19 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh Hi. Loona right? Good to see you bitch! Whatchu doing here?"

Bee smiled, she clearly remembered the Hellhound that Tex had introduced her to. She hadn't expected to see the sweet little cutie wandering around here. But then Beelzebub had been seeing a lot of people that she didn't expect to.

"Well I mean it's pretty obvious that you're probably lost and wandering through this place trying to find the way out too. Kind of bullshit that the walls keep moving. But still really nice to see a familiar face again."
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[personal profile] monochromous 2025-06-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[There is no hostility in their approach, no immediate tingle of danger dancing along Alicia's skin, so Caelus closes some of the distance between them and she allows it. She may appear harmless, a broken little thing, but she can defend herself if necessary.

But offering of a flower manages to drag the gentlest of smiles across her ruined lips beneath her mask. They ask and she nods, bracing herself for the brush of touch that's to come.]
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[personal profile] pageantmom 2025-06-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a fucking sky, mate, what do you want from me? An autograph? If you're looking for donations, go find Oz. He's got a hard-on for charity cases." Funny, because Mammon is currently leaning against Valentino like he's a pole, unbothered by the fact that said pole just spoke to him. He's a skinny little fuck; anyone would make the same mistake.

Wait, shit.

"Unless you're selling Girl Scout cookies. Love the cookies, hate the kids. If you got a way to cut out the middleman, I'm all ears." Dismissively, he glances over at him as if impatiently waiting to see why he is being bothered right now. Just give him the cookies and fuck off already.
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[personal profile] memorycardio 2025-06-19 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[She heard it as well, going still and crouching at the closest maze corner. Unfortunately the beast they'd managed to avoid not too long ago turns its own corner as she does so, and the movement is enough to catch its eye. It shrieks, loud and unnatural, and begins stomping towards them.

There doesn't seem to be any convenient escape this time, so she makes a decision: she stands up, stepping out to meet it directly, for once.]


It hasn't stopped chasing us. We need to fight. Stand tall!
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[personal profile] whatchu_want 2025-06-19 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Whoever you're paying maybe, that's the only way anyone's putting up with being in the same fucking ring as you."

When he tossed the bone and continued insulting the hounds and Tex, she conjured another one of the dick pops and sent it flying towards his mouth.

"How about you suck on this schtick."

Green and absolutely fucking annoying, maybe the maze and Mammon did have something in common. Both were pretty thorny and about like they couldn't find their way out, Mammon couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map.

"No body can party like the Queen Bee. Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat."
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[personal profile] i_own_you 2025-06-19 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hackles raised, Val opens his mouth to snap back, but thankfully squints just long enough at the figure to recognize him as an in-the-flesh Sin. Swallowing down that rage isn't easy, and his neck ruff stands on end as he puts on a toothy grin, attempting to casually sidestep the leaning weight.

"I don't do the kid stuff, they're too annoying to wrangle. But they seem to have no shortage of...snacks here, I'm sure there's something that would appeal to you, mi Rey Gordo."
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[personal profile] blitzno 2025-06-19 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Blitzø nods, then adds the clincher. The most important detail, the one he's been hoping for every time he's watched an Angel Dust film, the idea that he's absolutely certain would take these movies to the next level.

"More. Horses."